Bish Bosh!
Dec. 24th, 2008 06:15 pmShopping? Piece of Cake. (Only no cake as mentioned before) Twenty minutes in and out. DONE.
However - a peculiar lack of sausage rolls. e.g. none. Not a sausage roll to be had for love or money and believe me, I tried both, however the capitalistic scum that is Tescos refused to be bribed, even sexually and I remain sausage roll-less. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
I sense a conspiracy. Bought double mince pies instead. And wine for tonight. Hurrah!
However - a peculiar lack of sausage rolls. e.g. none. Not a sausage roll to be had for love or money and believe me, I tried both, however the capitalistic scum that is Tescos refused to be bribed, even sexually and I remain sausage roll-less. CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!
I sense a conspiracy. Bought double mince pies instead. And wine for tonight. Hurrah!