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Why isn't Derren Brown the Master of the Universe?

I WOULD BE!

How does he take one word from someone and know their starsign? How does he know which country they were planning to visit? Argh!  I think the government must have made him sign something: "I swear I will not take over the country--or the world. EVEN THOUGH I CAN. bwhahahaha!"

Sorry, am very happy today. Forgive me.

Date: 2009-01-14 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymay.livejournal.com
I'm more scared that you say he's hot! Imagine going to bed with him...'twould be a terrifying scene indeed!

Date: 2009-01-14 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
*laughs*

"Was that good for you?"

"er..."

"What do you mean, I've had better???"

Date: 2009-01-14 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymay.livejournal.com
And when he leaves, your watch has disappeared. The thieving mind-reading blackguard!

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