And again I say...

[erastes]

Why isn't Derren Brown the Master of the Universe?

I WOULD BE!

How does he take one word from someone and know their starsign? How does he know which country they were planning to visit? Argh!  I think the government must have made him sign something: "I swear I will not take over the country--or the world. EVEN THOUGH I CAN. bwhahahaha!"

Sorry, am very happy today. Forgive me.

Comments

[the-sea-to.livejournal.com]

Happy! No one is allowed to be happy!

Why dear? Not that I am anything other than jealous!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Am writing, that always makes me happy.

:)

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Derren Brown?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

He's a mind reader and he's quite terrifying. He makes it VERY clear that there's no real trickery to it, a blend of mild hypnosis, body language and observation but the things he does are impossible.

http://www.derrenbrown.co.uk/

He's hot too.

[kittymay.livejournal.com]

Maybe he is, and we just don't know it? It doesn't really bear thinking about...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Ok now scared.

[kittymay.livejournal.com]

I'm more scared that you say he's hot! Imagine going to bed with him...'twould be a terrifying scene indeed!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

"Was that good for you?"

"er..."

"What do you mean, I've had better???"

[kittymay.livejournal.com]

And when he leaves, your watch has disappeared. The thieving mind-reading blackguard!

[alex-beecroft.livejournal.com]

If I was master of the universe everyone would be happy all the time. By order.

(Probably a good thing I'm not, come to think of it ;) )

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I would be all "Dark Galadriel" I suspect....

:)