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1. he's never spoken to me in 7 years--other than once when there was a lost dog, and I helped him catch it and hand it to the dog warden. He referred to me as "this lady."

2. He's a gamekeeper

3. He keeps his dogs in a shed in the garden

4. He pulled down the swift's nest in his eaves, the one I love to watch in the summer. And he's put a floaty plastic thing up there to dissuade them from nesting there again.

5. Gamekeeper. Ick.

6. He starts his 4x4 every morning at 730, then goes back into the house, leaving it running for about 20 minutes, waking everyone up.

7. All his dogs are cringey.

Do Not Like.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-sea-to.livejournal.com
i currently have a lot of anger. please tell me I can attack at will?

Date: 2009-02-10 01:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Yes please!

Date: 2009-02-10 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gehayi.livejournal.com
He sounds ODIOUS.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
He is. As far as I can tell, at least!

Date: 2009-02-10 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleveen.livejournal.com
He sounds like he needs a good slap across the eyes. May I?

Date: 2009-02-10 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Please feel free! :)

Date: 2009-02-10 04:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleveen.livejournal.com
It's a Newfoundland saying. We're all about the ultraviolence. :-)

Date: 2009-02-10 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
And I always associate Newfies with those big friendly doggies.

Date: 2009-02-10 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleveen.livejournal.com
The big friendly doggies are a front. We use them to disarm our enemies before we rush in for the eye-slapping. :-)

Date: 2009-02-11 01:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melspenser.livejournal.com
Ouch, again! Makes me squint.

We just shoot people over here; over the littlest things.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melspenser.livejournal.com

Sounds like a prick.

With my neighbors it's their pool and the fact that they leave their Christmas reindeer out in their yard all year. It took the hurricane last September for them to take it inside. Now it's back out there.

But at least they don't destroy nests. What an ass...

Date: 2009-02-10 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
nod nod. OH! And did I mention the huge trampoline in the FRONT GARDEN...

Date: 2009-02-10 03:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melspenser.livejournal.com
Jesus... over here, we'd call that white trash.

I could go on for days about the pool construction next door. Actually, I have in my personal blog.

Then my neighbors across the street (who are both teachers) scream at their kids and dogs.

Then the other ones across the street have a grown daughter that's nuts and will stand on the stidewalk and stare at people.

I need to get out of suburbia...

Date: 2009-02-10 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] melspenser.livejournal.com
Oh yeah... the ones on the other side of us cut down several of her 50ft trees because she thought they were ugly. Then the hurricane came through, now she has no trees at all. idiot

Date: 2009-02-10 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Heh - I agree. My idea of heaven would be a little house in it's own plot. with no neighbours for.. oh, about a mile.

Date: 2009-02-10 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymay.livejournal.com
Oh, spare me from the giant trampoline people. Mine also likes to spray creosote on the shared fence with a super turbo power spray thing strong enough to creosote most of Australia when my washing is on the line. He's great.

Date: 2009-02-10 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
If you look at Google earth for my street - it's like the invasion of the Trampolines!


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Date: 2009-02-10 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittymay.livejournal.com
I admit the thought of them is quite tempting, though, after half a glass of Lambrusco light.

Date: 2009-02-10 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sleveen.livejournal.com
Oh GAWD we have those dumb rednecks here, who live the Xmas junk up all year long!!! Reindeer and inflatable Santas and those damn wooden elves going up a ladder... o_O

Date: 2009-02-10 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geishawhite.livejournal.com
Um, going against the strain here -cringe-

If he's a gamekeeper, he's likely to be one of the quiet, very-hard-to-get-to-speak types. It's taken me a long, long time to get the other guys on the shoots to SPEAK to me. It's not an impolite thing, it's a 'slow to warm up' thing.

Dogs in a shed in the garden = kennel. And if they're out there, they've got a thick enough undercoat to manage. I keep all three of my girls out in a kennel.

4 by 4s notoriously need to warm up to actually start properly. My mum has to start up the Defender before trying to drive off in it, or it'll stall and stall and something will break. So yeah, irritating, but not exactly something they can help.

Cringey dogs = personality, likely. I've seen labradors who are bold as anything and get dragged back by the scruff of their necks when they're naughty - and I've seen cringey, curling labradors that press their noses into your hand and glue themselves to your side -- despite being praised and fondled and stuff. If he has cringey dogs, it's likely because they're working dogs who are eager to please.

....Playing devil's advocate. Fire at will.

Date: 2009-02-10 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
No, it's only me he doesn't speak to, believe me. He doesn't have any problem talking (very loudly) to everyone else in the close.

I don't agree with keeping dogs outside. Never have. Or in inside cages, either, incidentally. If I can't treat them like part of your family, why have them? Not criticisng your choice to do so of course, I know he has them as part of his job, but it's a very antiquated method--I know many other gamekeepers who keep their working dogs in the house. Also - if he wants to do that, it's his perogative but of course they bark ALL THE TIME. And I've worked in animal welfare to recognise a cringey dog, and the reasons behind it.

Well, I do live in a village and literally every house here has a 4x4. He is the only person who does this. It's not only bad for the environment, but it's horribly anti-social.

Date: 2009-02-10 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] geishawhite.livejournal.com
Okay. Then yeah, prick.

As far as dogs outside goes: we bring ours into the house during the day time, but at night, they pretty much run to their kennels. It's a closed place that's all theirs, safe and not going to move. They sleep together, they're out of the way and it draws a line between 'pets' and 'working dogs'. We crated our dogs when they were puppies - cages, essentially - and it wasn't because we were 'locking them up'. It was a safe space for them; a place to retreat to when it got too much and we almost never put the puppy inside the cage; she'd nudge the door open and go in herself.

I've never actually met a gamekeeper who keeps his dogs inside - or any of the others on the shoots. I'm sure there ARE gamekeepers who do; just saying it's a foreign concept to me. The point I think is, if you want the dog to be alert and stuff, it's difficult to make a distinction between 'pet' and 'working' unless they have that boundary. Fawn is so pet-like, she's hard to work in the field - she'll look at Mum, rather than marking where the birds are falling. Willow, on the other hand, hates being in the house - she'll constantly ask to go outside - and in the field, is totally switched on and straining to work.

But if the dogs are barking, he's not doing it properly. Our girls bark from the kennel if someone comes onto the property or if there's a thunderstorm - but if there's a thunderstorm, we bring 'em in as Willow's terrified of thunder and if they bark if someone's too close, it's a good thing, security-wise. As far as animal welfare goes - totally respect it. On the other hand, our three... Molly is cantankerous and plays deaf a lot of the time. Willow is bold as anything and requires being dominated regularly in order to reinforce her place in the pecking order (by that, I mean, being rolled onto her back and pinned down, then released) whereas Fawn instantly goes floppy and cringy if anyone raises their voice. She's never been hit, never been shouted at, it's just her nature. She's a 'soft' dog; requires gentle handling, and is very definitely a woman's dog.

Incidentally, our gamekeeper has a very soft dog at the moment, and he's used to hard dogs. We're constantly reprimanding him for shouting at Bessy, because she cringes. She's never been hit though, and she's the soppiest thing ever; in the back of the landie, she's as close to my lap as she can be, nudging and licking me. I think it's a mentality, rather than anything else? If I saw any indication that our dogs didn't like their treatment, I'd change it - I can't stand animal cruelty. But the way they respond, particularly to working, tells me everything about how much they love it. I go on the shoots because Willow adores them, and wants more work than can be achieved working in tandem with Fawn.

I don't know. I know the more up-to-date Defenders don't need the warm up, but ours does because it's old, battered and more than a little beat-up. Yeah, it's foul for the environment and anti-social, not excusing that part.

Date: 2009-02-10 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sinick.livejournal.com
The swifts? NO excuse. NONE.

He deserves to get shitbombed. By VULTURES.

Date: 2009-02-10 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Maybe I can train my starlings to mob him. Maybe I can buy a bunch of "Granger Approved Attack Canaries" now i need an attack canary icon.
Edited Date: 2009-02-10 04:31 pm (UTC)

Date: 2009-02-10 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mongrelheart.livejournal.com
He starts his 4x4 every morning at 730, then goes back into the house
There's a special hell just for that.

Also, poor dogs :(

Date: 2009-02-10 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
There are many hells waiting for him...

Date: 2009-02-10 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probodie.livejournal.com
He sounds like a totally moron. Cant you release moles into his garden? Or something that would rampage through the grass and soil?

Date: 2009-02-10 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Ahhh. Bodie. He was always my favourite.

I wouldn't endanger the poor moles!

:)

Date: 2009-02-10 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] probodie.livejournal.com
You have good taste *g* (but that's obvious in your writing). And indeed, yes. Forgot about the cruelty to animals part.

Date: 2009-02-10 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lee-rowan.livejournal.com
I always want to kick people whose dogs cringe. Because I expect that would be a good way to balance his karma.

"Gamekeeper."

p'tui.

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