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erastesI'm so bored I could throw blackcurrant over the new-boy just to see what he'll do.
I want to be Neil Gaimains assistant. Well no. that's not true. I want to be NG, and have someone do for me all the things that his assistant does for him. I mean, she gets him out of bed and makes him coffee and breakfast!!! I want to be so busy that I'd need someone to do all that stuff for me. Living alone sucks. I ask Lili to make me tea and she looks at me and says "blert" but then she says "blert" to just about anything I ask
Actually canarieschick is all prepped and ready to be my assistant, she's already had brilliant marketing ideas for Standish. Rafe and Ambrose poseable dolls. (fully *cough * operative), Standish the Coffee Table edition (illustrated), Standish The Doll Houses - you can get the set, The White House, Standish Hall, Newgate Prison, Rafe's house in Paris. (giggling madly). She even has a list of chat shows for me to appear on. It's a nice little fantasy! Trouble is she wants an office in Hollywood and as nice as
the muscle beach is .... it's too bloody hot!
Yes, I did warn you I was bored. I can't reply to comments until i get home but you could tell me a joke or link me to something yummy or something?
*begs* pretend my bichon frise icon is staring at you.
I want to be Neil Gaimains assistant. Well no. that's not true. I want to be NG, and have someone do for me all the things that his assistant does for him. I mean, she gets him out of bed and makes him coffee and breakfast!!! I want to be so busy that I'd need someone to do all that stuff for me. Living alone sucks. I ask Lili to make me tea and she looks at me and says "blert" but then she says "blert" to just about anything I ask
Actually canarieschick is all prepped and ready to be my assistant, she's already had brilliant marketing ideas for Standish. Rafe and Ambrose poseable dolls. (fully *cough * operative), Standish the Coffee Table edition (illustrated), Standish The Doll Houses - you can get the set, The White House, Standish Hall, Newgate Prison, Rafe's house in Paris. (giggling madly). She even has a list of chat shows for me to appear on. It's a nice little fantasy! Trouble is she wants an office in Hollywood and as nice as
the muscle beach is .... it's too bloody hot!
Yes, I did warn you I was bored. I can't reply to comments until i get home but you could tell me a joke or link me to something yummy or something?
*begs* pretend my bichon frise icon is staring at you.
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Date: 2006-08-16 03:48 pm (UTC)There was a man who lived in a green house, with everything green in it, including himself. One day, whilst showering, the doorbell rang so he got out of the shower and covered himself with a green towel. He opened the door and there was an old lady standing outside. Suddenly, the wind blew and his towel fell to the floor.
"AHHH!" screamed the old lady, running away from the house and across the street.
BANG! The old lady got hit by a bus.
The moral of the story: Do not cross when the green man is flashing.
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Date: 2006-08-16 06:29 pm (UTC)Go on! That was shockingly silly! And very amusing - thank you!