BORED

[erastes]

I'm so bored I could throw blackcurrant over the new-boy just to see what he'll do.

I want to be Neil Gaimains assistant. Well no. that's not true. I want to be NG, and have someone do for me all the things that his assistant does for him. I mean, she gets him out of bed and makes him coffee and breakfast!!! I want to be so busy that I'd need someone to do all that stuff for me. Living alone sucks. I ask Lili to make me tea and she looks at me and says "blert" but then she says "blert" to just about anything I ask

Actually canarieschick is all prepped and ready to be my assistant, she's already had brilliant marketing ideas for Standish. Rafe and Ambrose poseable dolls. (fully *cough * operative), Standish the Coffee Table edition (illustrated), Standish The Doll Houses - you can get the set, The White House, Standish Hall, Newgate Prison, Rafe's house in Paris. (giggling madly). She even has a list of chat shows for me to appear on. It's a nice little fantasy! Trouble is she wants an office in Hollywood and as nice as
the muscle beach is .... it's too bloody hot!

Yes, I did warn you I was bored. I can't reply to comments until i get home but you could tell me a joke or link me to something yummy or something?

*begs* pretend my bichon frise icon is staring at you.

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[eroticjames.livejournal.com]

Here virtual drooling for Venice Beach. web cam

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Bother, that wouldn't let me use it... *runs off to find the official one*

Thank you!