I’m in a real BAH! mood today.

[erastes]

1. Still no heatwave

2. I broke IKEA.  Nothing’s working on the stupid site, not the search, not the “add to trolley”

3. People continue to ask me stupid questions on the Erotic Authors LJ community.  “Who is editing this?” “What’s the payment?” “What formats will it be published in?” “What’s my name?” “How do I tie my shoelaces?”  GRRRR!!!  Do I have “Enquire Within Upon Everything” Stamped on my head? No! Just for information – no, I bloody don’t!

4. Mere Mortals refuses to move forward despite a) me promising my betas a new chapter by today and b) I’m actually at an exciting chapter and I know exactly what happens for a bloody change. KICKS IT!!!!!

5. I keep getting Google Alerts for things that happened years ago.

6. Idiots whining about women writing slash. Boy, I’m glad to be out of fandom.

BAH!!

This little egg only has one day – can I ask you to click on it for me?  Thank you!

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Comments

[vashtan.livejournal.com]

MEMOMEMOMEMOMEMOMEMOMEMO... *sings*

HAHA. :)

(No, honest, take as much time as you need. Ignore the sound in the background. That's... uhm, a siren or something...)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I am being lazy though. three pages in a week is not god enough.

[aunty_marion]

Or goddess enough.

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

Grizedale standing still too. This is the 'let the cat out of the bag...but not completely' chapter. *joins in the bahing*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I'm just being lazy i know, I even went and did housework to avoid the book....

Let's swap. See if anyone notices.

:)

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

*nods* Me too. Housework does come in handy.

*bes the Barbara Cartland/Matt Lucus person* And then he kissed him!

If only I could get them to do just that! They are being norty and not doing as I ask, lol.

[cynbaby.livejournal.com]

Where is there bitching about females writing slash? I need to see this level of stupid for myself.

Oh, and, clicking has been preformed!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Thank you, he's hatched!

This is the link that answers the whining, but the original whining has since been taken down,

http://rm.livejournal.com/1660864.html?format=light

i think!

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

I clicked on the egg. When does Tommy Bowe come round to give me my reward?

I have a suggestion. I write a bit of Mere Mortals and you write a bit of Cambridge Boys book seven what is also estuckados.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I think this is a good idea! I suggested the same above, too, coincidentally.

Hee hee. My boys would all become very intellectual and stop behaving like the hormone induced Hardy Boys and Orlando and Jonty would lost all interest in sleuthing and discover the joys of fisting.

*Imagining Orlando's face at the suggestion*

"Please correct me if I have misunderstood you, dear Dr Stewart, but given the size of..." he trailed off and looked pointedly at Jonty's hands and wrists, muscled from years at flyhalf, "and the much relatively smaller..." He looked so entirely confounded that Jonty had difficult keeping a straight face. "Mathematically, I can't see it is at all possible."

[mylodon.livejournal.com]

LOL

Orlando is now officially deaded of embarrassment.

[copperbeech.livejournal.com]

sounds like chocolate ginger cookies are in order to me...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

chocolate and beer is called for I think. May have to brave the OUTSIDE and get some...

[copperbeech.livejournal.com]

if i lived closer i'd bring it by.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

awww - thanks!

:)

[aunty_marion]

1. You could come down to London. I'm sitting here with my shirt undone and wondering whether to take my trousers off.

2. Oh My God, She Killed IKEA! (again)

3. "Which way do I read this book - front to back or back to front?"

4. *pinches characters' bums* (probably not helpful...)

5. I do not know these Google Alerts. I am from Barthelona...

6. I stay in fandom but firmly out of all the wank.

Egglet appears to have hatched.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*laughs * my friends list can always cheer me up.

And yes - it's hatched, i was very surprised! It's only had a couple of hundred views! And it's a rare(ish) Geode! :D

Idiots whining about women writing slash

[sleveen.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, and that whole whining thing makes me ache to write something really filthy and gorgeous in a fandom nobody's ever heard about...

Re: Idiots whining about women writing slash

[erastes.livejournal.com]

NO MORE FANDOM for you, my girl!!

The nearest thing you're getting to fandom from now on is historical fiction!!!

*iz stern*

Re: Idiots whining about women writing slash

[sleveen.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHH!
So true - so very true. :-)

[sleveen.livejournal.com]

Idiots whining about women writing slash. Boy, I’m glad to be out of fandom.

ME TOO.
I think fandom requires a pseudo-blowup of this type periodically - maybe it feels that, by talking about things like cultural appropriation and such, it gains legitimacy. I mean, guys, GUYS: YOU ARE WRITING STORIES ABOUT SOMEONE ELSE'S CHARACTERS AND NOT GETTING PAID FOR IT. GET OVER YOURSELF.

Yup. o_O I hear ya.