erastes

1. Still no heatwave

2. I broke IKEA. Nothing’s working on the stupid site, not the search, not the “add to trolley”

3. People continue to ask me stupid questions on the Erotic Authors LJ community. “Who is editing this?” “What’s the payment?” “What formats will it be published in?” “What’s my name?” “How do I tie my shoelaces?” GRRRR!!! Do I have “Enquire Within Upon Everything” Stamped on my head? No! Just for information – no, I bloody don’t!

4. Mere Mortals refuses to move forward despite a) me promising my betas a new chapter by today and b) I’m actually at an exciting chapter and I know exactly what happens for a bloody change. KICKS IT!!!!!

5. I keep getting Google Alerts for things that happened years ago.

6. Idiots whining about women writing slash. Boy, I’m glad to be out of fandom.

BAH!!

This little egg only has one day – can I ask you to click on it for me? Thank you!