Showers!

Sep. 14th, 2006 04:56 pm
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It says something for my filthy mind that I clicked on a thread on
Romantic Times' message board which said "Shower Etiquette"

Of course, my grubby slash lovin' head had gone to water, slicked hair
down the back, curved buttocks running with warm water, thighs with
hairs glistening wet, soapy lubes, cool tiles, bracing ...
hard slippery columns of flesh and warm wet....... kisses.....

*goes into Homer catalepsy* Mmmmmmm. Shower Porn......

Imagine how annoyed I was when it turned out to be a discussion of
baby showers. ICK!!!

I beat a hasty retreat.

Date: 2006-09-14 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eroticjames.livejournal.com
That is so wrong. Not you... the baby showers.

Date: 2006-09-14 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janedavitt.livejournal.com
I like your idea better. Soap-slicked is such a nice word :-)

Date: 2006-09-14 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viverra-libro.livejournal.com
I don't even go to those any more. I played my "I'm recently out of a failed engagement" card, and said I just couldn't bear to participate any more. Ex was good for something!! Ha!!!

Date: 2006-09-14 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gehayi.livejournal.com
I like your idea better. MUCH better.

Date: 2006-09-14 07:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maidenform.livejournal.com
LOL *squishes* I share your disappointment.

Date: 2006-09-15 08:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosie-red73.livejournal.com
Ahahahahaha! We don't have baby showers in this country do we? *panics* I think I'd be OK anyway, I only know about three women and none of them know each other so it wouldn't be so much a shower as a light drizzle.

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