Should I send these people something?

[erastes]

I don’t think I will.

From a call for submissions found today:

Shed all inhabitations and give free reign to your secret fantasies.

LOL!!

Define inhabitations.  Is it freeing yourself of any hang ups about where you live?

Comments

[liriaen.livejournal.com]

No, it's geared at snails and Diogenes. Actually, you could try and submit *real* snail porn; they have veeeeeery interesting mating habits!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

ah but snails can't cast off their inhabitations!

[vashtan.livejournal.com]

No, I won't, because I'm still buying my own inhabitation - not giving that up for some subcall :)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*snort*

[chris-smith-atr.livejournal.com]

It's about wandering minstrels. Or Gypsies. Or Teachers.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

HOBO PORN!

[alex-beecroft.livejournal.com]

I think it's fair enough only to accept submissions from people who are not possessed by demons.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Very good point! ahahahahahaha!!!!

[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

dammit!
I had a novel all lined up until you pointed that out.

Now I have to write a sexy houses' tale!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

An abandoned sexy house. Damn, i wish i could draw.

[rwday.livejournal.com]

Inhabitations - the sexual hangups of houses, like chimney envy. And 'free reign?' What's that, they get to be king and it doesn't cost anything?

*headdesk*

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I'm just grateful that they didn't say they were giving writers free RAIN. I've seen that one, you know.

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Australians would probably be glad of that - they're having fire warnings again.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

We know what to do with kings like that. *rubs hands together*

[angelabenedetti.livejournal.com]

They're obviously looking for stories about homeless people. It's terribly insensitive of you to make jokes about their Very Socially Conscious push to extend an acknowledgement of sexuality to this oppressed group. [cough]

Angie

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Hobo Porn. Oh god, I've bunnied myself now.

[angelabenedetti.livejournal.com]

;D

Angie

[angrboda]

Inhabition. The state of being inhabited. So clearly 'shedding inhabitions' must mean to buy lice-shampoo...

[kittymay.livejournal.com]

Woudln't that be 'infestations'? Shed all infestations...shaved pubes and STD clinic porn abounds!

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

No, no, it's HERMIT-CRAB-SHIFTER erotica. Obviously, if they switch back to human form, those tiny inhabitations have got to go!

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

Get rid of all your ghosts? They may want SC then, lol!

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

You might send them the definition of "inhabitation" and one for "inhibition."

[spindriftdancer.livejournal.com]

Or, maybe a dictionary. They obviously need more help than the automatic spell-checker provides...

[kittymay.livejournal.com]

Not even a tent? A wendy-house? A small shanty town?