God. Who knew Kiwi Fruits were so complicated?

[erastes]

“Ripen fruit at room temperature. Refrigerate ripe fruit. Bring to room temperature before eating.”

Good lord. Remind me never to read instructions on fruit again.

And excuse me, but HOW slashy is “White Collar”??  It couldn’t BE any slashier without them climbing into each others’ laps and saying how much they love each other!  Even the wife is starting to look a bit embarrassed at the Bromance.

And talking of that – just saw an advert for “I Love You Philip Morris” - (how long has this film taken to come out?) and it’s being advertised as a Romcom.  That’s fabulous.  Really looking forward to this one.

 

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Comments

[dcjuris.livejournal.com]

OMG. I know. If they don't stop giving each other puppy eyes all the time I'll go insane. Seriously, it borders on sickening. Just do each other all ready.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

I'm glad it's not just me! I hadn't seen anything about the show on my flist, other than someone (possibly you?) saying I should watch it, but - and i'm only about six episodes in - it's hilariously slashy! I mean - I can understand the respect that they have for each other - the chase, the catch (twice) etc, but it's gone so much further. *snort*

[kennahijja.livejournal.com]

I probably ended the existence of a thousand kiwi or more, but never came across instructions :). Then again, I like them hard and sour, so the ripening issue never surfaces...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

LOL - it's ludicrous. I know what they mean - but they make it sound hugely complicated.

I admit I love 'em squishy.

:)

[essayel.livejournal.com]

copperbadge has the theory that White 'Collar' is about a D/s relationship and once I'd heard that I kept picking up little clues that yeah, possibly some smart aleck is dropping little hints. OTOH it might just be my dirty mind.

[cassiopaya.livejournal.com]

Seriously? That explains everything!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I admit I haven't picked up on that, but that is funny!

[nagasvoice.livejournal.com]

Oh, there's a ton of White Collar fic in which the wife is the instigator of an a complete menage.
china_shop has been reccing a lot of good ones in this fandom, among others. Some examples here:
http://china-shop.livejournal.com/554053.html

[erastes.livejournal.com]

It helps of course that Neil is ridiculously pretty...

[cassiopaya.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I knew I wasn't the only one who thought that about "White Collar!" I am so looking forward to "I Love You Phillip Morris!"

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Glad to know it's not just me! :)