You know if your Regency Hero is a bit of a redneck when...

[erastes]

Weekend sucked like a sex starved gay bloke at an orgy. No details, but be nice to me, m'k?

Valarltd posted this:

Star Wars and Star Trek Recknecks

So I couldn't resist.

You know if your Regency Hero is a bit of a redneck when...(17 onwards by gehayi )

1. His Park Drag is up on bricks.

2. He enjoys grits with his devilled kidneys

3. He has more deer on his walls than in the grounds

4. His breeches are extra roomy - for scritching.

5. His Darcy-like art room is full of whittlin' and black velvet art of Jesus.

6. The portico of the mansion contains rockin' chairs

7. The Balls are held in the barn.

8. He takes off his buckled shoes and hose to fish.

9. His second wife is 12.

10. And his sister.

11. His family supported the colonials in 1776

12, There's a set of White Park Cattle's horns on the front of the curricle and a pistol rack on the back.

13. His family have been feudin' with Lord Godolphin for 400 years

14. His sons might be called William Robert and James Joseph, but he calls them Billy Bob and Jimmy Joe.

15. He prefers Bloodhounds to Dalmatians

16. The centrepiece on the Chippendale dining table is by a taxidermist

17. His wine rack is stocked with moonshine.

18. He thinks that good-lookin' womenfolk should get rid of the high-waisted Regency gowns and wear halter tops and Daisy Dukes.

19. His family tree is a straight line.

20.  The instruments of his chamber orchestra are whiskey jugs, musical saws and Jews' harps.

21. His curricle is painted orangey-red and has an American flag on the roof.

22.  He's been married three times and still has the same in-laws.**

23.  He knows whether to serve white wine or red with squirrel.

24.  His grandfather just died and left everything to his widow...but she can't touch it till she's fourteen.**

 **Both from http://www.fortogden.com/foredneck.html

Comments

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

I am amused, and how shall I best be nice to you, precious?

Sadly, I cannot upload miniature coffee cakes or anise biscotti over the internet.

I suggest you Google image search "William Beckett" for a dose of unholy prettiness.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

yum.... i can imagine that, at least. THANK YOU!

hmmm. not very impressed by Mr Beckett... sorry. he's like.. what? 13?

*feels so old....*

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

Twenty-one. It is particularly adorable when you can see pink underwear peeking over the top of his jeans waistband, as I was able to this summer at Warped Tour.

Now, if you want to see a pretty young fellow who's so incredibly young-looking that I merely want to feed him cookies, rather than remove his clothes, google "Ryan Ross." He's nineteen, but I think he looks twelve.

[bloodrebel333.livejournal.com]

24 deserves a story/fic of its own. And 19.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

:)