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[erastes]

Happy Birthday TO ME! I got a wonderful and HUGE parcel from rwday which cost a FORTUNE to post with a copy of her book in it.

And she dedicated it to me!!! *bursts into happy tears* And yes yes yes that's my real name, want to make something of it?

If you want to make an Erastes happy today (because it is, after all, "Love Underlucius Coz I's Unloved Selebration Day" or LUCIUS Day for short. What. What?) then drabble me! Give me excerpts of your hottest stories, give me pricks, give me hot lovin' Snucius give me fandom or original or anything (except het or Snarry) but give me PORN, baby!

Alternatively, link me to some nice boy snoggage/fuckage pictures/art. :)

Or something. Make an Erastes happy today, you KNOW it makes sense.

*grins horribly*

Comments

[zoepaleologa.livejournal.com]

Hipypapybththdth. Ththdth, bthuthda.

(bloody hell, I hope you know your Winnie the Pooh)

Okay, let's try this:

Voldemort was dead. Pettigrew was dead. The Lestranges all lay dead.

Only two survived the carnage and they circled each other, wands drawn.

"I hate you, Snape!" yelled Harry Potter.

"Avada Kedavra!" Snape called. He spoke almost negligently, but the flash of green light showed that it was enough.

The Boy who Lived to Irritate was no more. Severus disapparated en route to Azkaban. Finally free, he had a mission of the heart to carry out.

...........

Bloody hell, Harry killing AND bad Snucius. And all before lunch.

Happy Birthday.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Whee! Got to love Pooh!

And thank you SO MUCH for killing Harry.

And that's not bad Snucius. I could link you to baaaaaad Snucius....

Thank you!

xxx