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Oct. 31st, 2006 10:56 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
erastesHappy Birthday TO ME! I got a wonderful and HUGE parcel from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
rwday which cost a FORTUNE to post with a copy of her book in it.
And she dedicated it to me!!! *bursts into happy tears* And yes yes yes that's my real name, want to make something of it?
If you want to make an Erastes happy today (because it is, after all, "Love Underlucius Coz I's Unloved Selebration Day" or LUCIUS Day for short. What. What?) then drabble me! Give me excerpts of your hottest stories, give me pricks, give me hot lovin' Snucius give me fandom or original or anything (except het or Snarry) but give me PORN, baby!
Alternatively, link me to some nice boy snoggage/fuckage pictures/art. :)
Or something. Make an Erastes happy today, you KNOW it makes sense.
*grins horribly*
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:01 am (UTC)(((HUGS)))
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:02 am (UTC)Oh. Er, boy-love drabble, eh. Ahem.
Once upon a time there was a boy called Gun and
shehe married both of the Finn brothers and it was hot. The end.no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 11:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 11:16 am (UTC)(bloody hell, I hope you know your Winnie the Pooh)
Okay, let's try this:
Voldemort was dead. Pettigrew was dead. The Lestranges all lay dead.
Only two survived the carnage and they circled each other, wands drawn.
"I hate you, Snape!" yelled Harry Potter.
"Avada Kedavra!" Snape called. He spoke almost negligently, but the flash of green light showed that it was enough.
The Boy who Lived to Irritate was no more. Severus disapparated en route to Azkaban. Finally free, he had a mission of the heart to carry out.
...........
Bloody hell, Harry killing AND bad Snucius. And all before lunch.
Happy Birthday.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:31 am (UTC)To J.K. Rowling for inventing hot slashy men that inspired me to write porny fanfic?? I think not.
I am sorry about the real name thing, and I did think about it, but figured nobody would make the connection unless you mentioned it.
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Date: 2006-10-31 11:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 12:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 01:27 pm (UTC)Your Not At ALL Work Safe present is under the cut.
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Date: 2006-10-31 01:45 pm (UTC)and these links are so not worksafe:
http://www.queerbites.com/spunkable/bradly-randy-blue/#more-1217
http://www.queerbites.com/spunkable/deklan-circle-jerk-boys/#more-3673
http://www.queerbites.com/spunkable/miguel-and-eli-circle-jerk-boys/#more-3551
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Date: 2006-10-31 02:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 02:43 pm (UTC)Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday, dear erastes,
happy birthday to you.
:-)
Happy Snucius to you, and because I don't know how to write porn, I leave the details to your imagination...
When the aurors raided the Manor, the only signs of the latest incidents they found were a couple of hairs on the sofa. Some were of a silvery blond, some as black as coal.
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Date: 2006-10-31 04:14 pm (UTC)I've never been prolific in HP fandom but I did write this (entirely inaccurate as of book six) story a while back and it might give you a giggle?
How about a rude, younger, Snape? =D
Hope you have a great day!
Happy Birthday
Date: 2006-10-31 04:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 04:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 04:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 04:55 pm (UTC)Will be sending you a parcel when I return home froma vacation!
Snucius in an icon will have to do for now :-)
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Date: 2006-10-31 05:46 pm (UTC)Over here (http://evremonde.livejournal.com/203430.html), dahlink.
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Date: 2006-10-31 05:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-10-31 05:47 pm (UTC)xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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Date: 2006-10-31 08:01 pm (UTC)*drinks*
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Date: 2006-10-31 08:02 pm (UTC)Hee hee ! nice drabble.
Who are the Finns?
Thank you!
xxx
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Date: 2006-10-31 08:03 pm (UTC)Thank you darling
xxx
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Date: 2006-10-31 08:05 pm (UTC)And thank you SO MUCH for killing Harry.
And that's not bad Snucius. I could link you to baaaaaad Snucius....
Thank you!
xxx
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Date: 2006-10-31 08:07 pm (UTC)*snogs*
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Date: 2006-10-31 08:08 pm (UTC)xxx