tom cruise's arse- body double shock!

[erastes]

Watching Valkyrie – and we are expected to believe that THIS is Tom Cruise's arse

 

i MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what's he got down there? two scouts fighting in a sack?

surely we would have noticed before!?

and I thought he did all his own stunts.

Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Obviously, THAT soldier is going commando.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

i've never seen an arse that is bigger on the flank that is further away!

[essayel.livejournal.com]

That's just disturbing. I've never before seen a photo that looked like a Tom of Finland drawing.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

you are right! LOL

[beckyblack]

All I can think of if is the line from Red Dwarf, Rimmer referring to Lister's bum.

"Big? It's like two badly parked Volkswagens."

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* yes!

[semioticwarrior.livejournal.com]

That's a whole troop of scouts in there! Holy half-moon, Batman! Baby got back!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

it was hilarious. then when he stands up it completely vanishes.

[anteros-lmc.livejournal.com]

You mean he stands up and the enormous arse disappears?! That's quite a trick to pull off!

[aunty_marion]

Judging by the size, shape, and the bobble visible on his left 'buttock', I'd say it's a pair of inflated balloons. Find me a pin?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

i wonder if it's a different guy or a false bottom--it does need deflating!

[lyras.livejournal.com]

It definitely looks like balloons. :P

[erastes.livejournal.com]

perhaps the plan was to sit on hitler and suffocate him.or perhaps they make tom taller when he sits down.

[sinick.livejournal.com]

You've caught the Dreaded Beachball Smuggler!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

must be what he was planning to kill Hitler with.

[cassiopaya.livejournal.com]

...that looks like a tumor.

I'd rather look at Norrington's ass: http://ericadawn16.livejournal.com/316313.html

[erastes.livejournal.com]

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