And Severus Snape moved to the other side of the hall away from Lily to where the Slytherins were cheering him to where Lucius Malfoy, a prefect badge gleaming upon his chest, patted Snape on the backside as he sat down beside him.
She can't have been reading your fanfic because she would have stolen your Fenrir, who is such an enormous improvement upon hers.
I've always taken it as personal canon that Lucius, not Voldemort, recruited Snape to the Death Eaters -- or to put it in a way Dumbledore would appreciate, that Snape went over out of love.
Interesting though, isn't it, that a seventh year prefect (I got that RIGHT) would take such a *cough* fatherly interest in a firstie, isn't it? Even Percy wasn't as protective as all that.
It kind of vindicates my idea of Slytherin, yes yes, there were people who practiced the dark arts etc but there are a caring - supportive group - they have to be, you can't climb the greasy pole unless there's going to be someone there to support and catch you.
It's canonical proven that there are bullies in more houses than Slytherin.
And while I'm in rant mode. WHY did all of Slytherin leave? That made NO SENSE at all. None none none none none
The ejection of Slytherin House was just - DUMB. Illogical! And probably another "OMG have to rush this into press" Keystrokes-of-Doom decision:
AUTHOR TO SELF: Which ones will stay and be good guys? *rummaging desperately through concordance* Blaise ... oh wait, shit, wasn't he the black guy? Or wait ... no... dammit! Bulstrode. OK, Bulstrode can stay ... no wait, they're writing femmeslash about her, I can't get her anywhere close to Hermione! or Ginny! OMG, and Tonks! *kills Tonks* Oh screw it ... they're Slytherins. Chavs and gits like my old professor. Fuck'em. *sends Slytherin chavs down tunnel to hell* Ah, that was easier. *sends draft to publisher*
*Slytherin warriors pour back toward Hogwarts from Aberforth's back door, "striking and smiting" all within reach* [1]
1. Chapter 36, pg 735, US ed., and if you bought that language I have a couple of Old Testaments I can sell you real cheap
The hottest ship there IS. (imho) What can be hotter than two very alpha males, both powerful, both at the top of their game, both masters of the sarky comment.
What can be hotter than two very alpha males, both powerful, both at the top of their game, both masters of the sarky comment.
Twincest.
Very little, come to think of it. Oh damn, I think you've gone and actually made me interested in this pairing. (Like I need more 'ships in my fleet.) And made me picture the wrestling matches, both physical and verbal, about who's on bottom. *snickers*
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Date: 2007-07-22 02:35 pm (UTC)I've always taken it as personal canon that Lucius, not Voldemort, recruited Snape to the Death Eaters -- or to put it in a way Dumbledore would appreciate, that Snape went over out of love.
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Date: 2007-07-22 02:53 pm (UTC)*Fenrir stirs uncomfortably on his chair remembering fond nights with Remus*
Absolutely - Lucius did it to gain a feather in his cap and to bring a brilliant scholar to the fold.
And for... other reasons.
*G*
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Date: 2007-07-22 02:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-22 02:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-22 02:59 pm (UTC)*G*
But what Harry didn't see was when Lucius slid that same hand down and groped Snape's bottom...
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Date: 2007-07-22 03:05 pm (UTC)And I cringed, because in my world, the Snucius is really exploitative and creepy.
But dude.
SO CANON.
Yeah.
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Date: 2007-07-22 03:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-22 05:05 pm (UTC)Won't it be wonderful if they put that bit in the film and then we get a young Lucius who's just as pretty as young Snape?
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Date: 2007-07-22 07:09 pm (UTC)Interesting though, isn't it, that a seventh year prefect (I got that RIGHT) would take such a *cough* fatherly interest in a firstie, isn't it? Even Percy wasn't as protective as all that.
It kind of vindicates my idea of Slytherin, yes yes, there were people who practiced the dark arts etc but there are a caring - supportive group - they have to be, you can't climb the greasy pole unless there's going to be someone there to support and catch you.
It's canonical proven that there are bullies in more houses than Slytherin.
And while I'm in rant mode. WHY did all of Slytherin leave? That made NO SENSE at all. None none none none none
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Date: 2007-07-23 12:02 am (UTC)AUTHOR TO SELF:
Which ones will stay and be good guys?
*rummaging desperately through concordance*
Blaise ... oh wait, shit, wasn't he the black guy? Or wait ... no... dammit!
Bulstrode. OK, Bulstrode can stay ... no wait, they're writing femmeslash about her, I can't get her anywhere close to Hermione! or Ginny! OMG, and Tonks! *kills Tonks*
Oh screw it ... they're Slytherins. Chavs and gits like my old professor. Fuck'em. *sends Slytherin chavs down tunnel to hell*
Ah, that was easier. *sends draft to publisher*
*Slytherin warriors pour back toward Hogwarts from Aberforth's back door, "striking and smiting" all within reach* [1]
1. Chapter 36, pg 735, US ed., and if you bought that language I have a couple of Old Testaments I can sell you real cheap
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Date: 2007-07-23 07:44 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-22 08:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-23 07:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-23 03:37 pm (UTC)Thank you, you've now just sparked that little part of my brain that says, "Hmmm, now that could be hot!"
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Date: 2007-07-23 07:42 pm (UTC)The hottest ship there IS. (imho) What can be hotter than two very alpha males, both powerful, both at the top of their game, both masters of the sarky comment.
*drowns in drool*
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Date: 2007-07-23 07:48 pm (UTC)Twincest.Very little, come to think of it. Oh damn, I think you've gone and actually made me interested in this pairing. (Like I need more 'ships in my fleet.) And made me picture the wrestling matches, both physical and verbal, about who's on bottom. *snickers*
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Date: 2007-07-23 07:57 pm (UTC)Now get thee to my old website as underlucius and read some Snucius!
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Date: 2007-07-23 08:00 pm (UTC)