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[erastes]

Gah. It's porn, erastes. It's a short porn story. It ain't the Pulitzer prize. You don't have to explain who Carl is. This isn't a time for in depth characterisation and flowery prose.

You just need to get him to strip off and wave his cute Latino body at the hulking muscled bound prisoner on the bottom bunk. *points*

Now go wave! *pushes him*

Comments

[kay-derwydd.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* Characters giving you grief, too?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

just me being lazy really, I'm writing my protagonists background and now I'm having trouble finding a feasible way to get them shagging. I mean, they've got bunk beds!

Shower scene perhaps? Or would they have group showers in prison?

[kay-derwydd.livejournal.com]

Shower scenes are always fun! (Though, as far as I know, the showers in prisons are group showers. I could be wrong. LOL)

[cormallen.livejournal.com]

Haha, there ought to be a Pulitzer in porn, oughtn't there?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I agree! I actually know nothing about erotica awards!!

[kay-derwydd.livejournal.com]

Pssst: Fruity Awards - http://www.erwintl.com/ *grins*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I know. Somehow orange jump suits don't turn me on .

Am about on gmail if you fancy a quick natter.

[eroticjames.livejournal.com]

What about prison denim? Hey you find a way to get my Attorney-Angels shagging and I'll find a way to get your prisoners into the same bunk...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

That's a good piece of info. Denim is far sexier than orange cotton. Thank you!

Attorney-Angels? Do they NEED an excuse? *purrs*

[eroticjames.livejournal.com]

Right now they need a kick in the head. All I can get them to do is be snarky to each other.

[fleurrochard]

But snarky is fun, too!

[eroticjames.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but not helpful when you're trying to come in at under 10k words...

[fleurrochard]

Ah, yes, that might be a problem. And this is why I usually prefer longer stories - enough space for snark andsmut! ;-)