words that do not turn me on

[erastes]

As promised a list of words I've found in gay porn. I'm sure there are a tonne of others.



aching boner
Ass pucker
Ball-juice
boy cunt
boy pussy
boy-hole
Boyspunk
Channel
chute
Coarse curlies
Cock helmet
cock meat
Creamy mounds
Creamy spooge
Dickpole
Dickshaft
Donkeydong
Engorged stick
fat genitals
Fuck hole
Fuck tube
Fuck-meat
Grabby rectum
Gripping grotto
Hardened cylinder
His bloated meat spread my anal walls
Hot colon
humpy muscles
Impressive sword
Jism-shrapnel
Jizz
Knob-cosie
Lemon sized!!!! Jewels
Lovechute
Man-cum
Manhole
Man-spunk (I don't like to think of the alternatives)
Meat
Missle
Moist cradle of his anus
Pearly ball ballast
Pee-slit
Penga grande
Piss hole
Pulsing dick
Rigid velvet wang
Rippling chute
Shit hole
Shitter
Slick hot guts
Sloshy wet asshole
Spongy head
Spoogy hole
Sticky goo
Stinky-finger
Sturdy oak
Surging wang
Swollen pillar
Taut stilted tube
Thick shank
Throbbing pole
Violated manhole
Well oiled piston
Writhing porker

ETA: gehayi listed a load that she'd found in fanfic too.

Comments

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I'm EATING! *vomits* And a banana at that! I can't believe people actually use those seriously!

My personal favourite is yoghurt slinger, though I've only ever seen it used in crackfic. Also, the use of the word 'turgid' should be avoided at ALL COSTS in my opinion.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

DId you make that icon just for the occasion?

Yoghurt slinger? ewwww!!!

And do you mind? Someone on that "critique" thread which went wanky on me called my stuff turgid. *so proud*

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

Nope, made it a while ago. I just forget to use it. I also have this one *points* - they're both from that advert for some after shave or other where the bloke runs through a house naked. Seen it? He makes me go wibbly.