words that do not turn me on

[erastes]

As promised a list of words I've found in gay porn. I'm sure there are a tonne of others.



aching boner
Ass pucker
Ball-juice
boy cunt
boy pussy
boy-hole
Boyspunk
Channel
chute
Coarse curlies
Cock helmet
cock meat
Creamy mounds
Creamy spooge
Dickpole
Dickshaft
Donkeydong
Engorged stick
fat genitals
Fuck hole
Fuck tube
Fuck-meat
Grabby rectum
Gripping grotto
Hardened cylinder
His bloated meat spread my anal walls
Hot colon
humpy muscles
Impressive sword
Jism-shrapnel
Jizz
Knob-cosie
Lemon sized!!!! Jewels
Lovechute
Man-cum
Manhole
Man-spunk (I don't like to think of the alternatives)
Meat
Missle
Moist cradle of his anus
Pearly ball ballast
Pee-slit
Penga grande
Piss hole
Pulsing dick
Rigid velvet wang
Rippling chute
Shit hole
Shitter
Slick hot guts
Sloshy wet asshole
Spongy head
Spoogy hole
Sticky goo
Stinky-finger
Sturdy oak
Surging wang
Swollen pillar
Taut stilted tube
Thick shank
Throbbing pole
Violated manhole
Well oiled piston
Writhing porker

ETA: gehayi listed a load that she'd found in fanfic too.

Comments

[caputdraconis77.livejournal.com]

Gripping Grotto *omgdies*

[eledhwenlin]

WTF?

I think my favourite is: "His bloated meat spread my anal walls". Perhaps this one, too: "Moist cradle of his anus". But mostly - wtf were those people thinking?

[thistlerose.livejournal.com]

Ew ew ew ew!

[sesptwd.livejournal.com]

Moist cradle of his anus
oh lord
and
Stinky-finger
If that's not a back button word, I don't know what is.

The lot of them are just awful!!!

[rwday.livejournal.com]

*gags*

Pearly ball ballast sounds like something Jack would order thrown off the Black Pearl to lighten the load. Humpy muscles belong on Quasimodo.

I cannot believe people actually get off to this stuff. I feel ill.

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

Grabby rectum
Gripping grotto

Uhhhhhh.....
Ok.

You should see the face I made at reading some of these......
oy!! But I think I will use the Johnny "Human Torch" Storm of the FF No Pants Icon....Just Cause.

[sionnain.livejournal.com]

Writhing porker?

*dies*

My favorite was "Moist cradle of his anus".

EWWWWWWWWWWW.

[rosie-red73.livejournal.com]

Oh god, I'm EATING! *vomits* And a banana at that! I can't believe people actually use those seriously!

My personal favourite is yoghurt slinger, though I've only ever seen it used in crackfic. Also, the use of the word 'turgid' should be avoided at ALL COSTS in my opinion.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

DId you make that icon just for the occasion?

Yoghurt slinger? ewwww!!!

And do you mind? Someone on that "critique" thread which went wanky on me called my stuff turgid. *so proud*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I know. Just.. words fail

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yes, real turn ons aren't they?

*gags*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I know! Yuk!

Kilty Icon I found, another one just up on the same thread.

[bloodrebel333.livejournal.com]

His bloated meat spread my anal walls. Penga grande. *chuckles*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

and these are in PRINTED anthologies, by reputable publishers, like Alyson and StarBooks. I mean, DO men find them sexy? I can't believe it.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

*giggling so hard*

YES! Mr Gibbs! We aren't making speed, they are catching up, dump the Pearly Ball Ballast!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

The icon is fascinating, what is it?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

If I saw a cock writhing, I'd be SERIOUSLY worried.

Isn't that foul? How anyone can look at an arse and think that.

*shudder*

[rikibeth.livejournal.com]

heh, did you ever read amanuensis1's "Blood for a Parched Tongue," which was written on a CHALLENGE from makesmewannadie to use a list of about twenty porn words that she found unsexy? Each of the individual words is AWFUL, but I swear, the story melts your eyeballs off through the screen, and the only word that threw me for a moment was "piss-slit."

There's something about the filthy, awful words done in Snape's refined diction (most as internal monologue, some spoken to Black) that makes them sizzle. GUH.

[schmoo999.livejournal.com]

It is from a scan of an issue of Fantasic Four that someone had put up in the comic group scans_daily. I just had to make an icon..I didn't read the issue. I have no idea why he lost his pants. lolol.

[iulia_linnea.livejournal.com]

Oh, ow. My head is spinning.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

horrid horrid horrid

[sasha-davidovna.livejournal.com]

Ewwwww.

I really don't understand men. Can these possibly turn them on? Egad. Of course, I've never understood how straight men can find the plastic, shaved, and air brushed inhabitants of Playboy attractive either. ~shudders~

[absinthe-lust.livejournal.com]

GRABBY RECTUM.

...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

yes, now actually, filthy speak would work with these, but as a general description of what people are doing... no no no..

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry!