words that do not turn me on

[erastes]

As promised a list of words I've found in gay porn. I'm sure there are a tonne of others.



aching boner
Ass pucker
Ball-juice
boy cunt
boy pussy
boy-hole
Boyspunk
Channel
chute
Coarse curlies
Cock helmet
cock meat
Creamy mounds
Creamy spooge
Dickpole
Dickshaft
Donkeydong
Engorged stick
fat genitals
Fuck hole
Fuck tube
Fuck-meat
Grabby rectum
Gripping grotto
Hardened cylinder
His bloated meat spread my anal walls
Hot colon
humpy muscles
Impressive sword
Jism-shrapnel
Jizz
Knob-cosie
Lemon sized!!!! Jewels
Lovechute
Man-cum
Manhole
Man-spunk (I don't like to think of the alternatives)
Meat
Missle
Moist cradle of his anus
Pearly ball ballast
Pee-slit
Penga grande
Piss hole
Pulsing dick
Rigid velvet wang
Rippling chute
Shit hole
Shitter
Slick hot guts
Sloshy wet asshole
Spongy head
Spoogy hole
Sticky goo
Stinky-finger
Sturdy oak
Surging wang
Swollen pillar
Taut stilted tube
Thick shank
Throbbing pole
Violated manhole
Well oiled piston
Writhing porker

ETA: gehayi listed a load that she'd found in fanfic too.

Comments

[busaikko]

Hee hee hee!

Some of these are... rather clever.

The only real problem is if the writing is supposed to be turning you on and not making you laugh yourself silly. Ooops!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Yes, I simply couldn't write that sort of thing without giggling

[busaikko]

My favourite line from a boddice-ripper was her breasts reached out to him. Never thought it was physically possible... until we moved to a place where, smack-dab in the middle of the stairs leading to the train station, there is a statue of a naked woman whose breasts are reaching out, as if straining to catch a train... or something.

I'm almost tempted to wish that there were a drabble contest for these lovely euphemisms... bad idea?

[erastes.livejournal.com]

You can run one! I'm running away!

Sentient breasts, that's very scary. I dare say Davy Jones might have a writhing cock though...

[busaikko]

I dare say Davy Jones might have a writhing cock

Research may have to be conducted....