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Supporting the Manager, you'll help maximise the benefits that e-sourcing tools can offer in ensuring compliant procurement. As well as sharing best practice with other stakeholders, you'll communicate information on regulatory compliance and work with category teams to make certain that all processes reflect both legal and best practice.

If I knew what that meant, I’d apply.

(don’t bother to explain, btw!!!)

Date: 2009-10-20 01:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com
Was the employer's name van Helsing?

Date: 2009-10-20 01:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Bwahahaha! Now I have visions of stakeholders tromping across the countryside...

Date: 2009-10-20 01:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lareinenoire.livejournal.com
I keep running across job descriptions like that and having no idea what to do with them.

That being said, I would totally join Van Helsing's Stakeholder Enterprise.

Date: 2009-10-20 02:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lexin.livejournal.com
It is probably very sad of me that I do understand it. I wouldn't want the job, mind you.

Date: 2009-10-20 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ammonite7.livejournal.com
I was formerly a paralegal,and this sounds a lot like the stuff I had to read and edit.

It's amazing how much time, therefore, money is wasted on trying to understand garbage like this - merely because some writer is trying to appear smart. Stephen King says: "This is like dressing up a household pet in evening clothes."

Date: 2009-10-20 04:47 pm (UTC)
aunty_marion: iGranny (iGranny)
From: [personal profile] aunty_marion
I think I'm overqualified for any job whose description I understand, and almost certainly underqualified for any job with a description like that...

Date: 2009-10-20 04:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
At a guess, I'd say this is PA and filing...

Date: 2009-10-20 06:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lee-rowan.livejournal.com
And telling people to stop doing things wrong.

Date: 2009-10-20 06:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] erastes.livejournal.com
Sounds like my kinda job (apart from the PA and filing)

Date: 2009-10-20 11:34 pm (UTC)
ext_13197: Hexe (Default)
From: [identity profile] kennahijja.livejournal.com
Heeeh. The stakeholder vampire thing is a running gag in my office ever since the boss made an off-hand comment about Margaret Thatcher as vampire that really, really messed with the heads of some very dumb (and *really* ignorant about popular culture) journalists a couple of years back ;).

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