Still on the “How Not To Treat a Sword” theme

[erastes]

Comments

[vashtan.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that looks like a two-handed sword and the part he's touching might be of the type that isn't sharpened... so would be OK in my book.

[beckyblack]

The nun is thinking: "The hilt's big enough for both his hands and this idiot is holding it by the blade. Has he been sniffing the incense again? And I suppose muggins here is the one who'll have to tend his wounds afterwards."

[erastes.livejournal.com]

giggles - yes. HAND - LE - the clue is in the name. Doofus.

[alex-beecroft.livejournal.com]

Argh! Human skin secretions should not be anywhere near the nice blade of your sword. He'll never get it shiny again no matter how he polishes it.

[erastes.livejournal.com]

baffling. the hilt is HUGE.

KRONAAAAAAAR!

[vinnie-tesla.livejournal.com]

p.s. Let me know if the NSFW image isn't okay, and I'll replace it with a link.

Re: KRONAAAAAAAR!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

LOL - that's brilliant. and no - my LJ says "over 18" if people find that offensive then that's their problem!

Re: KRONAAAAAAAR!

[antychan.livejournal.com]

I am ignorant...what's Kronar?

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[vinnie-tesla.livejournal.com]

kronar is that guy. He's one of the running characters in the awesome and filthy webcomic Oglaf

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[cassiopaya.livejournal.com]

The best dirty/hilarious web comic since Sparkling Valkyrie!

[belluthien.livejournal.com]

Ouch.
That's just... ouch.
And funny, too.
Why aren't we seeing blood flowing?
y

[erastes.livejournal.com]

it's rather odd - specially when the hilt is big enough for several hands!

[tiggothy.livejournal.com]

Different type of sword, but when one of the recent Star Wars films came out (I think it was the 3rd new one) there were all these posters etc. of Vader (I think it was a version of this one where it looked like he was leaning on his lightsaber (although he did, sensibly, hold it by the hilt) like you get the poses of knights leaning on swords, and I just thought "But a lightsaber would cut through the floor!"

[erastes.livejournal.com]

LOL I love that! No wonder he is doing a plie.

[charliecochrane.livejournal.com]

Ooh, nasty.

[emeraldsedai.livejournal.com]

Makes my palms bleed just looking at it.

Though it's otherwise a rather nice image.