The Erastes Manifesto revealed at last!
Mar. 12th, 2011 10:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
erastesThe time has come to let the world know—to speak the truth!!! Rather than have rumour and supposition run rampant like Japanese Knot weed.
It's true. I do have an agenda.
For the last eight years I have been building a secret base in the Arctic, deep below the ice.
I know what you are thinking: "That's not at all true. We all know Erastes hates the cold with a deadly loathing."
TRUE! But think about it. I do love snow. And dogs. And Dog-sledding I've often blogged about.
"But you live in Norfolk!" I hear you say.
DO I? DO I? Has anyone ever been to my house? No. And my bio clearly says "Tells lies about everything," so it's not like I've never tried to deceive anyone.
My secret Base (Or E-Base as it's known by the Arctic Postman) is powered by heat pipes laid deep underground I have secretly been laying my secret plans secretly.
So here's my manifesto:
1. World Domination
That's it. So—you people who suspect me of having an agenda were right! Feels good dunnit?
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Date: 2011-03-12 12:11 pm (UTC)Just one wee question. How does your Dad fit into all this?
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Date: 2011-03-12 12:19 pm (UTC)Father - that's only his code name you understand - is the brains behind the organisation. Which makes it tricky when we need to find the Uranium. or the snowmobile keys.
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Date: 2011-03-12 12:28 pm (UTC)DAD = Deviousness And Destruction?
ERASTES = Eventually Ruling And Scaring The Entire Solarsystem?
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Date: 2011-03-12 01:37 pm (UTC)Also, minions!
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Date: 2011-03-12 01:42 pm (UTC)running out of evil icons.
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Date: 2011-03-12 01:41 pm (UTC)I like the cut of your jib, young Eglatine. You can--a secret evil base needs an odd minion flitting around buzzing who no-one ever explains.
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Date: 2011-03-12 03:35 pm (UTC)*stamp of approval*
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Date: 2011-03-13 06:16 pm (UTC)*sits with hot water bottle on feet*