erastes

The time has come to let the world know—to speak the truth!!! Rather than have rumour and supposition run rampant like Japanese Knot weed.

It's true. I do have an agenda.

For the last eight years I have been building a secret base in the Arctic, deep below the ice.

I know what you are thinking: "That's not at all true. We all know Erastes hates the cold with a deadly loathing."

TRUE! But think about it. I do love snow. And dogs. And Dog-sledding I've often blogged about.

"But you live in Norfolk!" I hear you say.

DO I?  DO I?  Has anyone ever been to my house? No. And my bio clearly says "Tells lies about everything," so it's not like I've never tried to deceive anyone.

My secret Base (Or E-Base as it's known by the Arctic Postman) is powered by heat pipes laid deep underground I have secretly been laying my secret plans secretly.

So here's my manifesto:

1. World Domination

That's it. So—you people who suspect me of having an agenda were right! Feels good dunnit?