The EDP really need to get a new headline writer

[erastes]

The other day they had "Dog Stab man charged" – which was bad enough but this morning, the lead headline is:

SUGAR PLANTS STRIKE THREAT
Which can be read three different ways!

1. Sugar (either a person, or an anthropomorphic super villain) has planted a strike-nuclear?? somewhere!

no no, not really. We love you, Lord Sugar.

 

2. Sugar Plants – and we all know in England it isn't pretty, innocuous sugar cane

,

it's ugly plotting sugar beet

 

—are doing the same. OR they are planning to strike which would cripple the local economy.

or

 

3. The real one, which isn't half as much fun.