Hmmmm.... Smoking! You couldn't make it up!!

[erastes]

aunty_marion posted this earlier and I wanted to share it around

An article in today's Times reports that the Black Mountains Smokery, a sausage manufacturer in Wales, will have to rename their sausages, because the current labelling is misleading.

The "Welsh Dragon" sausages will now be renamed "Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages", to avoid confusion among customers. Trading standards have warned the manufacturers they could face prosecution, as the sausages do not contain any dragon meat. A spokesman for the company said: "I don't think any of our customers believe that we use dragon meat in our sausages."

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But if they did, then they would be poaching a thought-to-be extinct creature and ZOMGNO we can't have that! Never you mind that one dragon versus one man is a fight no one even needs to divine the answer of "Who wins?" when asked.

But oh...oh...I *love* humanity.