The EDP really need to get a new headline writer

The other day they had "Dog Stab man charged" – which was bad enough but this morning, the lead headline is:

SUGAR PLANTS STRIKE THREAT
Which can be read three different ways!

1. Sugar (either a person, or an anthropomorphic super villain) has planted a strike-nuclear?? somewhere!

no no, not really. We love you, Lord Sugar.

 

2. Sugar Plants – and we all know in England it isn't pretty, innocuous sugar cane

,

it's ugly plotting sugar beet

 

—are doing the same. OR they are planning to strike which would cripple the local economy.

or

 

3. The real one, which isn't half as much fun.

Help please

I've been trying to find a electronic or electric calendar for my dad, and really am failing. There's wall clocks but nothing SIMPLE. you used to be able to buy a desk calendar which simply clicked on to the next day automatically and I can't find anything that's not digital—and most of them are in american format which he simply doesn't understand

 

Can anyone help? I've been googling for hours and am burned out.

this is perfect but look at the price!!

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