words that do not turn me on

[erastes]

As promised a list of words I've found in gay porn. I'm sure there are a tonne of others.



aching boner
Ass pucker
Ball-juice
boy cunt
boy pussy
boy-hole
Boyspunk
Channel
chute
Coarse curlies
Cock helmet
cock meat
Creamy mounds
Creamy spooge
Dickpole
Dickshaft
Donkeydong
Engorged stick
fat genitals
Fuck hole
Fuck tube
Fuck-meat
Grabby rectum
Gripping grotto
Hardened cylinder
His bloated meat spread my anal walls
Hot colon
humpy muscles
Impressive sword
Jism-shrapnel
Jizz
Knob-cosie
Lemon sized!!!! Jewels
Lovechute
Man-cum
Manhole
Man-spunk (I don't like to think of the alternatives)
Meat
Missle
Moist cradle of his anus
Pearly ball ballast
Pee-slit
Penga grande
Piss hole
Pulsing dick
Rigid velvet wang
Rippling chute
Shit hole
Shitter
Slick hot guts
Sloshy wet asshole
Spongy head
Spoogy hole
Sticky goo
Stinky-finger
Sturdy oak
Surging wang
Swollen pillar
Taut stilted tube
Thick shank
Throbbing pole
Violated manhole
Well oiled piston
Writhing porker

ETA: gehayi listed a load that she'd found in fanfic too.

Comments

[ariadneelda.livejournal.com]

Shit hole

Who the hell thinks it's erotic to be reminded that this is actually the hole shit comes out from??!

But the rest are all, erm... great, yeah, bwahahahaha!!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

I know. Its like... just... words fail.

I mean they don't reference women's bits to menstrual blood, do they? Or do they? *worries*