Here's one for the Christmas Stocking! Simples!

[erastes]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/mpd/permalink/m2A5KYWK48RZTM

"From the paw of one of the world's most successful and well-groomed merekats, comes a story of struggles, success and... Sergei"

bwahaha!

Comments

[jl_merrow]

*giggles*

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Gad, it sounds like the first half of a m/m blurb (that's meercat/meercat...)

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Aleksandr is a confirmed bachelor, I think it's an accepted fact that there's only Sergei in his life. And he wears a satin smoking jacket. Not that I'm pointing at stereotypes here or anything...

[lee-rowan.livejournal.com]

Aleksandr and Sergei had everything a meercat might desire. But then Rajid, the sultry mongoose, entered on the scene. Can their love survive the crafty cobra-killer's kung-fu Kama Sutra?

It almost writes itself...

[erastes.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

hehehehehe ;) My thinkings too!

[erastes.livejournal.com]

What concerns me is how long meerkats are supposed to live, if A' s father lived in "OLD Moscow" - hee. did you see the porn version of compare the muskrat?

[crawling-angel.livejournal.com]

Have you seen the interview? I think it's The Sun or something.

'Don't touch anything on your way out okay?.' *nodnod*

[erastes.livejournal.com]

YES! and there's one with Piers Morgan too. :D